Wherever there's porn...

You'll find a Bard alum.

In typical blog fashion, it takes three clicks before you get anywhere... but:

Gawker hipped me to the news that they are making porn in my neighborhood.(By the way, that is a NYT article that links directly to porn).

I guess it's no surprise that they're filming porn in billyburg. you put enough 'artists' in the same area, and some of them are bound to realize that 'art' and 'masturbation' go hand in hand, as it were.

So, as a friend once said of Williamsburg: "You can't swing a dead cat in Williamsburg without hitting another Bard student ... who's also swinging a dead cat."

I guess now you can say: "without hitting another Bardian Pornographer". And maybe substituting more colorful language for the feline.