Opostrophe

A nondescript law student

Sunday, March 12, 2006

"All stereotypes are, to some extent, true"

So I watched The McLaughlin Group today. (Transcript for today's episode currently unavailable).

Now, I know that Pat Buchanan pisses me off on a regular basis... but what he said today really needed my response:

Pat Buchanan: "All stereotypes are, to some extent, true"
Saucy(yelling at the tv): "Especially the one about old men being useless."

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Rumsfeld v. FAIR

So it's not really news at this point, but the Supreme Court ruled against the Forum for Academic and Institutional Rights (FAIR) yesterday.

Although I was initially floored by the prospect that the 8-0 (unanimous) decision meant that Lawrence would soon be a distant memory, but it seems that things may have been a little more complicated than I initially thought.

FAIR wanted the court to hold that the Solomon Amendment (coupled with the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy) created an "unconstitutional condition" that would deny funding to law schools who protested the military's recruiting policies. They also wanted the court to hold that forcing law schools to host the military violated the schools' rights to free speech under the First Amendment. The court didn't really rule on that first issue, because it found that there wasn't a First Amendment right infringed by the government's practice.

Again, I was really upset by this ruling at first, and I'm still not happy that the ruling didn't go the right way, but upon reflection, I think that there are definitely good things to take from the ruling.

(1) We weren't going to win anyway
Even though Alito hasn't taken his seat, without O'Connor to take a middle-of-the-road approach, there was no way that 5 of the 8 remaining judges would rule in favor of exclusion of the military in order to allow free expression of the homos.

(2) Narrow vs. Broad
Even if we did win on the unconstitutional conditions doctrine, at best (and in a dream world), the ruling would have been 5-3, and wouldn't have lasted longer than another SCOTUS term. By not even reaching the unconstitutional conditions question (with respect to legal recruiting), the court leaves it open to be decided when the issue has seen some more litigation, and once the underlying right has been more clearly explored by courts.

The narrower question of whether the Solomon Amendment infringed on a law school's right to oppose the military's policy was the issue the court heard. Without going into too much detail here, I'll say that the court viewed the First Amendment rights of the law schools very narrowly here, and found that none of their rights were infringed by the requirements of the Solomon Amendment.

(3) Questions unanswered
The narrow holding in Rumsfeld v. FAIR means that military recruiters can continue to recruit on law school campuses, and can deny funding to schools that attempt to prohibit military recruiting. It does not mean that the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy is unquestionably constitutional or that law schools have no means to exclude military recruiters.

The question whether "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is unconstitutional has not, to the best of my knowledge, been placed before the Court. FAIR doesn't even mention those words in the opinion at all. Although most of us understand that SCOTUS is about as likely to rule against the policy of another branch of government as it would be to find that Article III (creating the judiciary) was unconstitutional, it's important to note that the question was NOT there, and can be addressed potentially through litigation or through social pressures.

Whether law schools can exclude military recruiters for some other means was also not decided. Although it's unlikely that any subsequent court will permit a total exclusion of the military - the court hinted that Congress would be within its power to require preferential treatment to military recruiters, and the language of the current statute seems to require equal treatment at a minimum. However, this question was ultimately not decided because there was no right infringed. If FAIR could articulate a true First Amendment right, the Court would in theory have to rule on whether the Solomon Amendment infringed on this right.

So, considering that we were destined to lose, and that the loss was definitive (8-0), the end result of Rumsfeld v. FAIR is that law school recruitment practices are not protected speech. While it's still a loss, it somehow doesn't seem as devastating that way.

(4) Parting thought
Assuming that the Solomon Amendment doesn't require a law school to give preferential treatment to military recruiters, and only requires equal treatment, there may be a potential loophole. Schools could end certain recruiting practices, including OCI (on campus interviewing). However unpalatable that solution may be, it may be a measure some of the FAIR schools may wish to undertake.

Ending OCI would be a reversal of sorts. The "unconstitutional conditions" doctrine deals with the Spending Clause of the Constitution, governing those situations where Congress conditions funding on certain circumstances. This funding, usually for education or for highways, may be conditioned on a state changing its liquor laws or using the funding for a certain purpose. Although the states (or in our case, law schools) may not have a right to that funding, the condition may create an unconstitutional class of those who may receive funding and those who may not. If Congress disagrees with the Court's ruling in an unconstitutional conditions case, Congress may cease spending entirely.

The reversal here would be for schools to end a practice to avoid compliance with a Congressional Act.

Well. It's just a thought

Further Reading (and most of my sources):
http://www.scotusblog.com/movabletype/archives/2006/03/early_thoughts.html
http://volokh.com/posts/1141690331.shtml
http://www.scotusblog.com/movabletype/archives/2006/03/court_upholds_s.html
http://scotus.ap.org/scotus/04-1152p.zo.pdf (the slip op.)

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Mission Statement

So what then, should Opostrophe be?

Well, I want it mostly to be what OBD should have been, or at least, what my part should have been.

POSTING: Generally, I'll try not to post less than twice each week.

TOPICS: My part in OBD was supposed to be to write about what interests me - law, politics, LGBT issues, and silly ridiculous gossip as it relates to the previous three things. (Let's get real, that last topic is all about gawker reposts)

COMMENTS: OBD was pretty freeform in this department... I don't plan to be. First of all, I will not allow anonymous comments, because it was hard to pick out whether there was one person throwing rotting vegetables or if there were twelve. I'm also turning on the word verification. In addition to keeping out a significant amount of spam, it may also temper rash comments. Because there aren't any anonymous comments, this also will allow commenters to delete their comments.

AUTHORS: Opostrophe is just gonna be me.

That's it, at least for now. It's not perfect, but that's what I hope I'll be able to keep up with.

EDIT: I decided rather than start another new blog, I'd simply move the old one lock stock and barrel over to opostrophe. This means that my "poorly maintained" blog will hopefully become a "reasonably maintained" blog.

Bitter Dicta - Behind the Music

So many people have asked, in a variety of forms, what exactly happened to Oh, Bitter Dicta?

The answer is complicated. A number of things happened.

Time Constraints
Let's be honest, here, people. Writing a blog in addition to being a law student can be a little difficult at times. Take all your schoolwork, add in extracurricular commitments, social interaction to preserve sanity, consumption of alcohol and sleep, and you've got only so much time to write.

On the other hand, you have plenty of time to surf the web, check your email, and become a connoisseur of pr0n. So in the end, there isn't much of an excuse here.

Disappointment
When we started OBD, we had planned to write two posts per week each until things got to be too much. The idea behind this was that with five bloggers, we could keep the interests of readers by regularly updating, and the onus of updating wouldn't fall too much on one or another of us.

That didn't really happen, even from the beginning. Although I managed to keep up with the posting most of the time, most of the time, only one or two of my co-bloggers kept up. This situation only got worse after a while. It got to the point that I would post, and wouldn't want to post again so that it wouldn't seem like OBD was just about me, but was about everyone. That didn't work either. I would wait for someone else to post, but by the time they did, I didn't want to steal their thunder by posting immediately after. By the time I felt it was my turn to post, I had lost my inspiration. I had about a dozen Harriet Miers links saved up to blog about, and while waiting for others to post, the issue was mooted.

Not to complain about my co-bloggers. I love them. All. But they had their own time constraints that sort of just meant that all the fireworks I'd imagined were really just a flash in the pan. Which is okay. But I digress --

Comments
The last problem on OBD was the comments. Anonymous comments that ranged from puerile, insulting, to just plain boneheaded. While I was at worst slightly intimidated by these comments (and at best determined to one up those morons), my co-bloggers felt somewhat differently. They wondered why they should continue to post when it seemed like the only people reading only cared about when we talked about feces or how hot someone was.

Although I did manage to unmask one of the commenters as a patent naysayer who offered up manufactured statistics to cover up for a lack of consistent argument, the attacks continued. To me, his fangs had been removed, but my co-bloggers still felt that the blog was something of a hostile environment.

In the end, it all sort of accumulated to kill OBD. Maybe not forever. Maybe not for everyone. But for me. OBD was about spreading the responsibility of maintaining a blog while maintaining, and possibly even increasing the Menlovian audience. It was about offering different angles on the law school experience, on how 2L would affect us as opposed to the first year experience. Well, considering everything that happened, the experiment was a failure.

Again, though, this is not the fault of my co-bloggers. We've all got our own crap going on, and considering the issues we had with OBD, I don't blame them at all for not continuing. And if they decide to pick it up again, that's great too. But it's time for me to strike back out on my own.

Coming soon: What I want Opostrophe to be

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Why Broochtastic Noise?

See OBD for an explaination

And, as always:

Vist Oh, Bitter Dicta!

Friday, August 12, 2005

August 15th already??

Oh, Bitter Dicta

Rue the day!

Guilty Pleasures

Sigh. I love "The Law Firm". So sad to see it go.

But at least, I'm not alone in my love any more.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Word of the Day

From whatever Miss[ter] Thang is calling herhimself now.

malapert \mal-uh-PERT\ adjective
: impudently bold : saucy

Example sentence:

I had never imagined that Phyllis could be so malapert as to
interrupt the professor right in the middle of his lecture.



Did you know?
    "Malapert" debuted in English in the 14th century, was a favorite
of Shakespeare, and is still used sporadically today.
    The prefix "mal-," meaning "bad" or "badly" and deriving from the Latin "malus," is found in many English words, including "malevolent" and "malefactor."
    The second half of "malapert" comes from the Middle English "apert," meaning"open" or "frank."
    Apert" further derives from the Latin word "apertus"("open"), which gave us our noun "aperture" (meaning "an opening").
    Putting the two halves together gives us a word that describes someone
or something that is open or honest in a bad way -- that is, a way that is bold or rude.
    The noun "malapert" also exists, and means "a bold or impudent person."

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Lame and busy

That's me. My job is awesome, the summer goes on... and I haven't had time to blog. Look forward to an eventual post on the best wedding ever.


Keep looking forward!

Seriously guys!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Dan Savage vents a little

Some gay guys are Web-surfin', crystal-abusin', load-takin', slow-motion suicides, completely beyond help. Even so, gay guys who aren't suicides and/or sociopaths have to open their mouths and confront stupidity when and where we encounter it.


I gotta say, I don't know how much that's going to help, Dan. I don't know if people will actually listen when you yell at them. But at least you're trying to keep people talking about it... that's more than a lot of other people are doing.